Call it what it is - A Neglected Foreclosure in a Nice Location

Rather the listing goes - it has to be a joke:

THIS 5 BR/6 BTH HOME BOASTS A FLEX FLR PLAN ALLOWING FOR MANY DIFF CONFIGS OF SPACE TO ADAPT TO YOUR SPEC LIFESTYLE. KIT W/LARGE EATIN AREA IS ADJ TO FAM RM WHICH LEADS TO DECK & INDOOR POOL. HUGE MASTER BDRM W/LIBRARY/STUDY. LOTS OF CLOSET SPACE. FULL FIN BSMNT W/LL FAM RM W/FP, SLIDERS LEADING TO POOL. LOTS OF FLEX SPACE TO USE AS EXER RM, PLAYRM, SPARE BDRM, GAME RM, STORAGE. POOL RM INCLUDES HOT TUB & FULL 
BATH.''LENDER REQUIRES ALL OFFER SUBMISSIONS TO BE PLACED AT www.hubzu.com''

The sellers bought it for $970,000 in 1998 and the current listing went form $1, 690,000 to $2,050,000 and took out a lot of "cabbage" over the years, under water - a couple of liens

Ok now the photos - it's funny, but sad at the same time, that an agent would boast of anything, when the place is clearly a dump. Rather the listing should speak to the location. One thing for sure, the neighbors will be happy that someone is taking the bait.
6 Dunwoodie Place
Not so bad for an ugly house at a distance
6 Duwnoodie Place Pantry
Really? What is the purpose of having the cabinets 
doors open - to show that nothing is living in there? 
Or to check whether the pipes were also stripped
6 Dunwoodie Pool
Gross - Not a Good Visual
6 Dunwoodie Place Sliders
Yes we have an Open Floor Plan - Repleat with Cloudy Sliders
6 Dunwoodie Place Kithen
A Stripped Kitchen - No Vent - no Stove - 
See that the under sink cabinet is open again? 
They must have left the pipes in tack
6 Dunwoodie Place Fence
Just Beautiful - "Deliverance" comes to mind
6 Dunwoodie Place baseboards
They even took the baseboards and switchplate covers - 
no dignity - shame they didn't strip the gross wall to wall 
- it is a b - - - - to take out. All those painful tack strips!
6 Dunwoodie Place Air COnditioning
It's a Lean -To, It's a garbage pit, it's an eye sore
6 Dunwoodie Garage
Did they try to take the blacktop also? 
Great photographic focus on the T111 Siding on part 
of the house and the cheap mildewy garage doors
6 Dunwoodie Den
Bulldozer Inspired

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